Happy Independence Day, America!

My two top models, Abby and Faith, are ready for the fireworks tonight, with their Movie Vision Fireworks Glasses.

Of course, these are not 3-D glasses (no matter what the catalog calls them). There's nothing 3D about them. They just add a prismatic star effect to any light source. If you wear them in daylight, they make everything hazy and give you a headache. But if you wear them at night and watch fireworks, they look something like this video.

I didn't order the fireworks glasses, but Movie Vision just slipped in two free pairs along with my bulk order of anaglyph glasses. That was nice of them.